fuck yeah i love charles bukowski. call me pretentious and think you’re so much better than me. mmmmm

sidnugget:

like a  month ago this lady came into my health class and talked about internet safety and she said the government has access to all of our snapchats we send and i was really happy because the government owns probably over 500 pictures of my double chin i dont know what else she said because i fell asleep 

i’d probably buy a $909 thing of lube before a $50 t-shirt if we’re being completely honest here

thats 909$ for lube that is ridiculous

it comes with a pump

captoring:

tittily:

herooflife:

tittily:

i care about you guys and your needs

here’s a link to a 55 gallon drum of lube on amazon 

belle what the hell r u doing in this section of amazon

LIVING MY DREAMS

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What if I want to put the 55 gallon drum in my bootyhole though, but an empty one just wont cut it. Am I going to have to buy 2 drums in order to use the 55 gallons of lube from one to fit the other one up there??
Anonymous

sounds like it, buddy

imagine a tiny amazon air drone carrying a 55 gallon barrel of lube to a happy customer. imagine that

tittily:

i care about you guys and your needs

here’s a link to a 55 gallon drum of lube on amazon 

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over the summer i also found that amazon listing and just... please read the reviews. trust me on this one. trust

i’m so glad i trusted you

herooflife:

tittily:

i care about you guys and your needs

here’s a link to a 55 gallon drum of lube on amazon 

belle what the hell r u doing in this section of amazon

LIVING MY DREAMS

i care about you guys and your needs

here’s a link to a 55 gallon drum of lube on amazon 

afloweroutofstone:

People who take pride in not reading John Green are at least twice as pretentious on here as the people who do read John Green

maggins:

can you believe the animation errors in frozen

maggins:

can you believe the animation errors in frozen

tittily:

are you guys really going to make me blacklist the word ‘metaphor’ are you really

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i hate everything u choose to be